skypestripper:

he luh dis fat ass

mixedican:

saturday night you already know whats happening tonight

nerdjpg:

jerkofficial:

looking back at your first url 

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sodalovin:

kuvirametalbender:

adaemonie:

kabardina:

leofitzisms:

according to hetero dating law the girl shouldn’t pay for her meal which, logically, means that if two girls go on a date together nobody pays and they get everything for free but the catch is that they have to stand the whole time bc no one can pull out a chair

declan’s 8 year old cousin gabriel has come up with a perfect solution! yes, he admits, it’s true that in order for a date to be sufficiently romantic the man has to pay. when asked how best to preserve the romantic mood if two women go on a date, gabe suggests they simply get the attention of the nearest man and request he pay for their dinner. crowd-funded lesbianism, what a beautiful concept

reblogging this again for the crowd-funded lesbianism tbh

what happens when two guys go on a date?

they fight for the right to pay for the meal, and the losing male pays for the nearest lesbian date

AN ELEGANT SOLUTION

saheeli-rai:

catchymemes:

you ever think a post is going to be like, surprise! It was the plot of a movie the whole time! And then reality is just actually that wild. Wild.

snarkytoon:

telnaga:

living has always been a large part of my life. I was born at an incredibly young age, and ever since then, I have been alive

College entrance essays be like…

astrodidact:

femdad:

lovelysuggestion:

i just really, really, really, really…want to be with you

what sort of Carly Rae Jepsen plagiarism