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Gasps Da Cutie.
Michael.
Twenty-One.
England.

nicedildo:

when you finally get a car but your friends want to drive it

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snorlaxatives:

remember when ryan seacrest tried to high five a blind guy

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heteroh:

"your lips look so chapped"

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pussyhands:

what if our use of emojis gradually becomes so extensive that we actually circle back to writing in hieroglyphics

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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thr-ill:

have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those